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Default Re: What's for Lunch? - 10-02-2012, 11:38 PM

I ran across this horrible website filled with vile rants from an obviously unsaved woman who hates her family.

Quote:
Dear Dinner,

Let's get something straight: I love to cook. My mother loves to cook. Her mother loved to cook.

And I love food. All kinds of food.

And if you ever meet me, you will see right away that mine is not a body defined by judicious and restrained tasting of these meals...

But Dinner - one of these days, you and me are gonna meet on a dirt road in front of a dusty, run-down town at noon.

Every day you taunt me with your inevitability and your intractability.

"What's it gonna be tonight, Lydia? Huh? It better be good. Your husband and your precious children deserve delicious vittles. Its what they expect from you. But is it healthy? Is it organic? Is it also - affordable? Is it something that will not only fill their bellies but make them happy? Will they feel the love with every bite? Can you deliver? WILL YOU DELIVER? Or will you puss out and make them Annie's macaroni and cheese again?"

Suck it, Dinner. You know you can't be organic and affordable. That's a f**cking trick question. I can't hit a home run every night. It's not possible. Albert Pujols can't hit home runs every night. Sometimes Annie's is the best choice. Its all natural. And it's that or frozen pizza. And just tell me - How exactly am I supposed to cook awesome food when I am at swim team practice every night until 7:50pm? And when I come home my kids are so strung out and tired and whiny and melt down-y that they are barely able to speak English? It sounds more like this:

"MooooooooommmmeeeeheeeehiiittttmeeeeWahhhhhhwahhh hh!" It takes every ounce of patience and strength that I have just to get them in the house without losing my schmidt. And then what? You expect me to make a nice Bearnaise sauce?

Dinner, you must be out of your damn mind.
It goes on (and on and on and on) at the link. Warning: It becomes far more vile and profane as it goes on (and on and on).

And to think I found this while looking for a picture of the taste treat Widow Helen made last night:



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