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Originally Posted by Alvin Moss
All over the world, in every country, among every race, the toilet paper is all bought up by sinners who are frantically trying to wipe away the sinful residue of their godless existence. After a lifetime in darkness they want to adopt a facade of cleanliness and uprightness. It won't work. And worse, there is no toilet paper for the righteous.
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Amen, Brother! Verily, the End Days are upon us, as shown by the devastating extent of the Great Toilet Paper Shortage.
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Originally Posted by upchucker67
In spite of suffering the Corona, I did not buy into this toilet paper nonsense, in fact I don't buy the stuff. For keeping my bum clean, I just use a washcloth and rinse it off after with soap and water. Simple. Never have bought TP again, never will.
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I am very thankful to Jesus for making you one of the unsaved and thus ensuring that our paths will never cross. Truly,
is Merciful!