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Question Why are Mormons such porn fiends? - 03-25-2012, 07:56 PM

Utah, the Mormon state, has the highest rate of porn consumption of the entire nation. Any idea why this is? A few thoughts:

1. Hypocrisy is mandatory for Mormons. Take for example, that the Book Of Mormon says that you can only eat meat in survival situations, and no caffeine, not even tea. Mormons have no problem stuffing their faces with KFC double-downs and caffeine-filled cola drinks. Just look at Mitt Romney. With this sort of "preach it, don't practise it" mentality drilled into them from childhood, it's no wonder they are porn fiends. Seriously, one of the most deviant porn starlets of all time, "Violet Blue", grew up in Utah.

2. There's nothing in the Book Of Mormon outlawing porn, at least nothing as clear as the Bible, which states that porn, or just plain fantasizing, is a form of adultery, and grounds for severe mutilation:

Matthew 5:27-30

As we all know, if there isn't a rule against it in an old book, people just go ahead and do it. Notice how the Catholic Bible doesn't have any mention of pedophilia being wrong.

3. Their magic underwear is probably too tight. Or too smooth, I of course know nothing about self-abuse, maybe one of the unsaved trash could take a break from persecuting us and tell us how this works.

4. Maybe it has nothing to do with Mormonism, maybe it's just that all of those Utah canyons have such a resemblance to certain gaping, sloppy female parts that...Not sure where I'm going with this, never mind.


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