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Default Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? - 10-26-2010, 04:42 AM
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Originally Posted by Infant Genious View Post
HEY GUYS!

Is she still available? I would love one.
So droll. There are no "guys" with whom you must get wasted in order to have a "chick" passed over to you like so many buffalo wings.


This is a matter for her father and an acceptable, True Christian, financially solvent ,suitor to pray over. God will guide the negotiations as He sees fit.

We are a group of people gathered to discuss the truth of the Bible. We bring up matters in our individual lives to be examined here because we can count on the fellowship of True Christians to treat our concerns with consideration and compassion and Christ-derived wisdom.

You have shown nothing of the sort. You probably couldn't pick a Bible out of a line up that included Harry Potter, Huck Finn and a telephone directory.


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