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Default Re: That Mayor Pete Buttgay Person - 04-18-2019, 07:49 PM

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Originally Posted by BrotherLarry View Post
Sister Grandma Isabella,

That davenport is FABULOUS! It will look great in my great room with the white faux fur carpet and lifesize portrait of Judy Garland (um, given to me by a man who was a CLOSE friend of John Wayne, the very heterosexual actor). I can't thank you enough.

But first, I need a great room. And a house. I'm still trying to decide between La Paz, Bolivia and somewhere far from New York City like New Rochelle. (If it was good enough for wholesome Mary Tyler Moore, it's good enough for me. The Petries had to have left some good karma.)

Sister, I almost vomited when I saw the picture of Mayor Peter kissing another male - someone I assume he knows? It won't be long until this behavior becomes commonplace. In my ministry to the gays, I've seen it up close and personal. Gay lips have often tried to find congress upon my unwitting brow. Of course, the power of JESUS protects me. I have often been prostrate on the floor as tens of gays touch me inappropriately, but their seed found no purchase on my nether regions. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil. (Psalm 23)

When I was just a novice at ministering to the homer population of this country, I remember an ex-gay who had been through the Landover Ex-Gay program pulled me aside and held me close and whispered tenderly, "You must stay the course." Indeed, as we lay in his bed which he so graciously offered me so I wouldn't have to walk the almost 20 blocks home that night, he cried out to God many times and I like to think it was because of something I did. I still think about that moment now and then, and realize I am just in the place I should be - God's Perfect Will.

Well, I've rambled on enough, my dear, sweet, kind, loving, adorable precious lady. May our Lord walk with you today and sing sweet psalms of deliverance and truth in your beautiful ears.

BrotherLarry
Oh, Dear Brother Larry Great-Grandbaby and All-around Exemplary : Your old Granny Isabella is assuredly delighted that you like the pink and gold settee. Honestly, I just can't think of anybody who is more deserving of it than you. I can picture it in your home now, placed in front of your fabulous fuchsia and blushing creamed striped wallpaper pattern. I can't tell you how much I've enjoyed sitting on that, having my afternoon tea (always in my best Victorian china), and reading the as I continually search for new ways to please our loving Lord.

Speaking of tea, I have another little surprise for you, and it's shown a bit further down the page. I shouldn't spoil the excitement, but when I was thinking of you a couple of weeks ago as I was enjoying my Earl Grey, I was marveling at all of the wonderful work you do to make those sinful homersexualistic people get on their knees in repentance and servitude to the Lord. So, I wanted to make you a little something that I think you will treasure for years to come. And since this is Easter weekend, what better time than now to give you this appropriate gift, made by old Isabella's own hands, to remind you not only to take time for tea, but to keep on diligently serving the Lord. 1 Corinthians 15:18 "Therefore, my beloved brethren, be ye stedfast, unmoveable, always abounding in the work of the Lord, forasmuch as ye know that your labour is not in vain in the Lord."

Know that your great work for God is appreciated, Dear Brother Larry. It can't be easy being taunted and tempted as our Lord was, when you are ministering to such a Godless crowd, especially to those ones that have big muscles and wear tight leather clothing. That's why you must remember that when you're working with those reprobates, you must be sure to put on the full armor of God. And don't forget to tighten the clamps on your breastplate, to protect yourself from personal assault. Ephesians 6:11,14: "11 Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil. 14 Stand therefore, having your loins girt about with truth, and having on the breastplate of righteousness". A blessed day to you, Dear Brother Larry. Now, don't forget to scroll down to see your special Easter surprise! And thank you for all that you do for the , , here at , at . Lovingly yours, Granny Isabella W.








Now, scroll down a wee way ....












Are we there yet? No, not quite ....












Don't forget to rinse your teapot with hot water before making the tea ....








May the Lamb of God be with you this Easter weekend. And here we are....














(Mrs.) Isabella White

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