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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
I was gone since April and in August someone finally noticed my absence?
And, Mayor, the damage on my properties is such that the usual division of tithes (90%-10%) is going to be >99% for the church and the reparation of the damages until the mansion is in better shape than when I left! |
I dispatched people to work on your place as soon as I heard about the damage, Pastor Zeke. I hope you will be patient as we try to work through this.
Knowing how much you dislike songbirds, we had crews at your place taking down nests while you were gone. Because of your dislike of dandelions we had to spray you lawn often with the weed killer, 2-4 D.
All this involved hiring Mexicans because they can tolerate the chemicals and bird dung. They might have been a little too enthusiastic and caused some damage.
So glad to have you back fighting sin here in Iowa.