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Originally Posted by Christy
What about sub sandwiches? Something about asking for a 6 inch or foot-long makes me feel all naughty and sinful.
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It is most unbecoming for a lady to even
think the words "6 inch" or "foot-long", let alone say them out loud (or type such words ... may God forgive me for doing so).
It is time to make ourselves heard, to demand that the likes of Subway show some decency and begin catering to our Christian sensibilities. Now I am not entirely sure regarding KJV 1611 measurement conversions, but ordering a "double handbreath" (2 x 3") sub or "handbreath span" (3" + 9") is
much more seemly, don't you think?