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Originally Posted by Dennis Lukes
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1983 - Apple releases the Lisa computer, which is the first of its kind to have a mouse and graphics. Pornographers and masturbators rejoice.
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"Lisa" was the name of Steve Jobs' live-in openly fornicating girl friend at the time. The "Lisa" introduced Apple's contribution to what was to become known as WIMP (Windows, Icons, Mice, and Pull downs) technology.
Of course Apple's Steve Jobs, along with Microsoft's Bill Gates, didn't invent this technology - they both stole it from the Xerox Corporation. Xerox introduced the first practical copier where women could sit pantyless on a glass and take instant pictures of their cooters to pass around and lead men astray, promote whoredom, and wanton fornication.