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Originally Posted by Basilissa
I wouldn't want to meddle in your private business, Brother Cranky, but have you tried prayer?
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No, that would be the easy way out. I assume Jesus want's me to suffer and I refuse to be weak.
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Originally Posted by Jim C. Lombardo
It's been a day, how is she looking now Cranky?
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I don't know. I decided I have better things to do than waiting for my wife to remember Genesis 3:16 and Ephesians 5:22-24.
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Originally Posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole
have you tried physical correction?
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I hit her with my favorite Bible in accordance with Proverbs 26:3 and Proverbs 20:30. This usually works but it didn't work this time.
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Originally Posted by BibleReader2231
I have been unable to sleep (don’t tell my Pa please) because I have been anxious to hear about the latest update on your wife. What would cause a faithful housewife to go completely still and silent for a few days now?
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I blame the democrats and the fake news media for ruining my wife. I tweeted The Donald about this but he was too busy angrily running out of the oval office to respond. A normal reaction if you are in the same room as Nancy Pelosi.
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Originally Posted by MitzaLizalor
The zombie was mentioned and this can be a great way to consume eggs. Simply combine 2 measures each of white rum, dark rum & golden run, 1 measure each of green rum (if available) and crème de menthe, 1 egg (whisked) and topped up with ½/½ pineapple juice/soda water.
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That sounds complicated but it gave me an idea. I combined raw eggs with American whiskey and that worked out fine.
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
A can of beer with a blade of grass on top. Maybe even hold the grass.
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I could use a beer, but I can not for the life of me figure out where my wife stored the beer. I am not a cow so I refuse to eat grass.
Romans 14:2
One person believes he may eat anything, while the weak person eats only vegetables.
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Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey
Sister, though it's important to ensure that the egg is freshly-laid from healthy, salmonella-free chooks.
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I get my eggs straight from the chicken, so they are fresh enough. Then I kill the chicken and roast it on a fire. I can keep this up for a few more weeks until I run out of chickens.
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my husband's business associates next time they're here: they are very partial to mint tea and fruit juice
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Are they all gay?