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Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey
Marrying cows seems to be a feature in senior Demoncrats of Irish descent. Just look at Clinton (whose mother was a Cassidy) and JFK. I guess Hunter Biden is going to carry on the tradition?
I don't know what it is about the Irish and cows. Maybe, unlike the Welsh, they are sheep-averse?
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Prayed upon this and the answer, obviously, is
sodomy. I apologize but some of the descriptions below are somewhat
graphic and you should probably stop reading right here and leave the intricate details to men, who have a better
capacity to understand this.
Why would a sinner man have
perverse sex with cows when he could satisfy his unnatural needs with sheep, other men or even harlotry
women? The answer must be in the relative size of the man's
appendage in comparison to his partner's
orifice, his partner's in perversion, that is.
Who would require something as
voluminous as a cow's
cooter for his satisfaction, as for the normal Caucasian heterosexual Godly man
a regular cooter is tight enough. The answer: the unnaturally large
penile girth and length of homosexual anal sodomites.
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Penile dimensions were assessed using five measures of penile length and circumference from Kinsey's original protocol. On all five measures, homosexual men reported larger penises than did heterosexual men.
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Thus, sodomite anal homosexuals
need the cows to accommodate their enormous erectile establishments. This is nothing new. Based on the
King James Bible, all Egyptians used to be sodomites of this variant.
Ezekiel 23:20
For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses.
Once again I am astonished how often, practically always,
sodomy emerges as the answer to my Prayers. It must be the sorry state of the World that causes this.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
