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Originally Posted by WilliamJenningsBryan
There is something about Colorado that Jesus doesn't like. He even killed John Denver for writing that hippie drug song "Rocky Mountain High".
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Clearly, these events are final proof of God's wrath against Colorado. Once the people of Colorado were a godly people and great smiters of heathen Indians. They ravaged the land for the gold and, having smitten their enemies and made themselves rich, they became lazy and indolant backsliders.
Now, they elect Democrats and ban their own guns. Their ranks are swollen with Californians and wretched Yankees from the East Coast. They have become drug lords and bibers of wine. They revel in their sin.
I have also found them to be surley, especially toward Texans, due to the fact that Christians from Texas finance that part of southern Colorado that we do not own outright. They resent it and treat their betters with disrespect. I thank the Lord for getting my attention and having me remove the strong language I had included in this paragraph. Glory!
Perhaps the Lord will destroy Colorado. He is obviously wroth with them and that is not a good condition to be in. I advise any Christians still in Colorado to beat a hasty retreat, lest the Lord send a great storm to swallow them.