I always thought any man whose first names was 'Bruce' had to have Homeristic tendencies. So in my never ending quest to prove my suspicions, I unearthed this photograph. Brucey Springsteen and Osama Banana making out. Notice how Osama's wife looks on with the leer of a demented pervert.
Look at the titles of Brucies 'songs':
- Born to run - From who, good, clean decent people?
- Blinded by the Light - Abject refusal to follow the Path of God
- Spirit in the Night - Pure Satan Worship
- Growin' Up - His desires for little boys to stay forever young
- Lost in the Flood - Admitting the sign on Noahs Ark excluded Homers like him
- E Street Shuffle - His declaration to go on the down low with a nigra
- Jungleland - See above
- Fire - An perverted desire to burn down the Churches of a True Christian™ Baptists
- Glory Days - More like 'Glory Holes'
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.