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Default Re: 5 Reasons why Freehold pools have no lifeguards - 05-05-2019, 12:02 AM
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Originally Posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
Has anyone noticed how the more heathen a place is the more people die in rivers? Take the Ganges for instance
I've had a lot to say about India, but I'm not going to go all eco-hippie and complain about pollution there. I mean, people wait in line all day just to see Lenin's corpse, so how bad can corpses be? If we dug up all our graveyards and dumped all the bones in rivers, we after a bit of weathering the bones would turn into nice white sandy beaches for more sinners to drown at, and the real estate we've freed up could be used by Brother Trump to create more of his tasteful casinos.

If this sounds like desecration, let me remind you that the only reason we keep the bones is so that God can find his own on Judgement Day, and since the vast, vast majority of people are going to hell, it doesn't matter what happens to their bones. Of course our True Christian bones can be excepted.

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