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Originally Posted by lukasekman
Some sports are more suitable to men and some to women. First way to find out is the Bible, but what about sports not mentioned in the Bible? It's actually a no-brainier: how do the Godly United States perform in the sport? For instance, American football and baseball are Godly sports. Men's soccer is not, because it is dominated by euros, negroes and latin "americans". But United States is ranked number one in women's soccer. This is the proof that soccer is a sport for the girls.
The 2011 FIFA World Cup is going fine. We kicked commie cooters in North Korea and made results in Colombia. In the quarter final, we defeated Brazil and fixed problems in Latin "america". On Wednesday, we will bring Jesus and free market to France.
The other semi final is Sweden vs Japan. Sweden will likely win, and we will perform Operation Swedish Salvation in the final. If Japan win, we will make them feel that we never forget Pearl Harbor and thwart their hentai threat to America.
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But what is if one of those "womans" have their unclean days?
They run across the field, splashing their blood on the grass, on the walls and on the ball. Many of those womans are femnazis and use tampons. What if one of those femnazis kicks the ball and the tampon flips out and flies over the field into the face of an innocent child?