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Originally Posted by Elmer G. White
IWell, in any case, who is this Taylor Swift and should I care? I mean, is there a proverbial risk that she'll ravish me if she craves a reliable True Christian™ man!
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Yes! Stay far far away from her and read Scripture loudly if you come across her. She sings a siren song of pure evil so you'll have to work hard to drown her out. She single-handedly made the Ice Bucket Challenge a huge global "party" in which people could join one another virtually by dumping buckets of ice water on their heads. It was promoted as a kind of Rave Party Trick when in reality it is a Haitian Demon Summoning Ritual. Very, very dangerous this woman is. She will try to seduce you as Satan hates True Christian™ and you will have a Spiritual Beacon of Light coming out of your head only demons like Taylor Swift will be able to see.