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Jesus Re: Breakthrough in Science: Homosexuality IS Designed by Satan - 10-13-2015, 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey View Post
Thank you, Brother Professor Dr White, Sir, for explaining this in such detail. I will be using it later for the over-7s science class, as I know the older twins are eager to learn how to avoid the risk of one of them falling into the pit of the gay. Could I trouble you to clear up a couple of points?

So this seems to suggest that if twins are identical, it must (as we thought) be a Lifestyle Choice for one of them to descend into buggery? However,

Here you place the blame squarely on methodism. Now we are all aware of the methodist problem. In Godless Britain, their infamous obese fraudster banker/minister known as the Crystal Methodist was known for his drug-fueled orgies with assorted criminal rent boys.

I suppose it could be argued that both gaydom and methodism are lifestyle choices. Do you think that this would be the simplest way to explain it to 9-year-olds?

Now, that, Brother, is exactly the sort of message that we need to drill into to our youngsters. With your permission, I will use it verbatim to close the lesson.

YiC
Joanna
Sister,

We must remember that all these lies originate from the same source: Satan!

Acts 13:10
And said, O full of all subtilty and all mischief, thou child of the devil, thou enemy of all righteousness, wilt thou not cease to pervert the right ways of the Lord?


No, he does not cease. He continues to seduce young boys into anal pleasures. In that manner, yes, it is always a lifestyle choice, the choice to listen to the whispers of the Enemy and to succumb to them. The methodical trails are helping Satan in this endeavor but the ultimate choice is that of the young person. I think that your explanations to these children are most Godly and appropriate!

John 8:44
Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it.


This shows clearly that it is the unnatural lust of the Enemy that is transmitted through these particles into the methylation products of the DNA. The whole organism is corrupted. I think this would be a very useful basis for a Creation Science project for your offspring.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer


2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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