Wash Your Under Garments or Else! -
10-29-2019, 05:14 PM
Greetings!
I am never surprised by the antics of white people but very recently there has been an event that has profoundly shocked I and I feel that I should share this news with my white friends. A man who lives in a desert country far away and who dislikes Babylon recently had his underwear stolen and taken to the white people who found the underwear was soiled and unacceptable. He had one of those desert names that all sound alike. This man was an Arab with a large beard and many wives who apparently do not like to wash undergarments. As usual among white people the only answer was violence. They sent helicopters full of men who had guns and the man with the dirty underwear was killed. They say he blew himself up with a bomb but I think they may not be telling the truth. Why would a man with many wives blow himself up over dirty underwear? I think he made the white people mad and they decided to kill him. I want to advise all my Baptist friends to wash their underwear at least weekly to avoid such a fate. I myself wash my undergarments every Sunday night whether they need it or not. I fear that many white people will be angered by I having the temerity to give advice on cleanliness but I feel it is best to be prepared.
Jah Guide!
Trevor
Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4
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