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Default Re: Greetings - 03-04-2011, 06:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Lady Amelia View Post
Why hello there.

Now, I'm interested in learning about the True Religion, and I thought I must come to the home of the True Christians.

I am transgendered, and also a Wiccan, I sincerley hope this wont be a problem, as I honestly just want to learn.

Sincerley,
Amelia J. H.
Lady Amelia, I'm going to break ranks here and welcome you with open arms, no matter how many cooters or tallywhackers or carburetors or funbags or piercings or HEPA filters or mountain oysters that you have.

God loves you!!!



But listen closely: I'm not sure which side of the transgender fence you fall on, but at some point you are going to have to decide, ONCE AND FOR ALL, who you want to be.

And don't dilly dally, young lady good man my friend, the time could come at ANY MOMENT, and you don't want to be caught between *ahem* "costume changes" so get your nose in the KJV Bible, sort through your personal demons and enjoy Eternity in Heaven© !!!

Yours in Christ,

Zechariah Smyth


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