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Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man
I am glad to hear that! Please donate a significant amount of money to our church and post the receipt here as proof. We also need a picture of you holding your Bible. I believe today's useless youth refers to this as a "selfie".
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Amen, Brother Cranky. Amen, and Amen! And may I please add also that our new friend must take his photo whilst holding a
. I believe I did mention in my welcoming statement to him that we do not use any of those watered-down versions, so he must rely only on the
. So, BaptistJohn, I hope you will read this and comply, as commanded by our
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II Timothy 2:15 "Study to shew thyself approved unto God, a workman that needeth not to be ashamed, rightly dividing the word of truth."
A blessed evening to you, Brother Cranky. Sincerely, Isabella W.