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Default Re: God HATES Rational Thinking! - 06-11-2010, 12:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Jo Freddie View Post
I have explained it to you in simple terms why those verses are meaningless, I am sorry I can not explain it any simpler, you are truly more brainwashed then I would have thought humanly possible.
Yes, you did, and I told you why you were wrong. What part of "I only follow the Bible" do you not understand?

I'm beginning to suspect that the consumption if pasta might be debilitating. No wonder Italy is such a backwards and stagnant country. That's what you get when you mix catholicism with pasta worship.

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If you do not turn to the truth you will continue to life you life in fear of a non-resistant damnation. I am trying to help you, to try an save you from a life of misery. Discover the JOY of the TRUTH, rejoice in the gifts that The Flying Spaghetti Monster has given us, and look forward to the Heaven that He has waiting for us.
Do not try to tempt me into occultism. It won't work.


Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

Amen.

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