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Originally Posted by Dennis Lukes
Goodness gracious sister, why ever did your parents send you to a lesbian institution? The whole point of sending a daughter to college was to get her married if she was already an old maid you couldn't find a suitor for by the time she was 18. How could you ever hope to find a husband there? Were your parents imbeciles?
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My college days were in the "Before" time. Before I encountered Landover Baptist Church and learned the difference between a deluded pretend Christian and a True Christian™.
Looking back, I am so grateful the Jesus led me through those dangerous years before I even understood what total commitment to God and His Holy Word meant. I was surrounded by lesbians and one or two even tried to "chat me up" as the Brits say. One of the young women trying to flirt with me would have been the cutest boy that I had ever known if The Lord had seen fit to bless her with a tallywacker.
All of that education could have led me completely astray, but Jesus knew that the high standards of grammar instilled in me at that institution could be used for His Glory. So, despite the best efforts of the most lesbian college known throughout the four corners of the earth, I remained straight and charmingly feminine.
And now I use my excruciatingly correct grammar, extensive vocabulary and scholar's insight to rip apart the weak, inconsistent arguments brought forth by snarky little challengers to the Biblical truths that we present here at
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Over the years, I have occasionally felt sorry for some of the fools who think that they can come here and best us in Biblical discussions. But, then I remember that Jesus wants me to be as fierce as a lesbian towards non-believers while remaining as soft and sweet as a marshmallow towards my True Christian™ Brethren. Truly, He had a plan for me even back in my heathen college days.
P.S. To answer your final question--my parents were Catholic. So, yes, they were imbeciles.