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Originally Posted by David09sm
Of course, I have a humongous "biological" weapon between my legs. I'm a stude.
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This is a church website. Nobody wants to hear about your unusually large scrotum or how you use it to attack others.
All men and boys of age 3 or older are required to carry at least one weapon to services in all Landover Baptist Church buildings. It's optional but recommended for girls and the ladies of Landover. This is why we have airport scanners at every entrance. Of course, the policy does not apply to our negro and hispaniolic and oriental servants.