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Default Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! - 04-09-2008, 08:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Ossifer Martian View Post
Thumper says:

"Look Ma! I'm a hateful racist heretic bigot just like my father the devil! I think whites are the only race deserving to be alive, and I take God's Word out of context to try and justify these claims. Since I've said Jesus is my personal Lord and Savior, I can sin all I want and still go to heaven! My fiancee believes the same things, even though he will never actually marry me (if he did, he would have announced a date by now). But you know what, that's OK, because I'm Miss Perfect, and God's laws don't apply to me!"
Since when are tards a race?

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Originally Posted by a fine example of what passes for Christian love among the Romanists
I wish I was here to pepper spray, mace, AND taser you into accepting the truth!
"Since I go into a booth in church so that Fr. Badtouch can feel me up while giving me the Sacrament of Penance, I can sin all I want and still go to heaven!" I'll bet you miss the Inquisition.

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Originally Posted by Dances to the Wrong Beat View Post
Any deity who would send a person to hell for being born with a disability is not worthy of worship.

And I'd take eternity in hell with people who have Down's Syndrome over eternity in heaven with a sanctimoniuos bitch who has a glacier where her heart should be (that would be you) any day.
Actually, God is showing His love — that is, His love for us, His elect.

Romans 9:19-24: Thou wilt say then unto me, Why doth he yet find fault? For who hath resisted his will? Nay but, O man, who art thou that repliest against God? Shall the thing formed say to him that formed [it], Why hast thou made me thus? Hath not the potter power over the clay, of the same lump to make one vessel unto honour, and another unto dishonour? [What] if God, willing to shew [his] wrath, and to make his power known, endured with much longsuffering the vessels of wrath fitted to destruction: And that he might make known the riches of his glory on the vessels of mercy, which he had afore prepared unto glory, Even us, whom he hath called, not of the Jews only, but also of the Gentiles?

Praise His holy name!


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