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Default Re: Good, Clean Christian Jokes - 11-30-2006, 07:11 PM
Three men are standing on the roof of a 20-storey building.

"You know", said the first one, "the updraft is so strong today, I'm sure that I can jump off the edge of this building and float straight back up".

"Oh, get away with ya", says Paddy, "Ye be havin' us on, it ain't possible".

"You watch this", says the first man.

He then jumps off the edge of the building, and ten seconds later, floats up again.

"By gorra, says", Paddy, "he was right. This looks like fun, I'll do it myself."

Paddy jumps off the building and goes splat on the pavement below.

The third man turns to the first and says: "Sometimes you can be a bastard, Superman".

Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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