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Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey
That's such a sweet thought, Sister. Unfortunately, I'm not sure what practical help I can provide at this time, what with being so very far away from civilization in Godless England, pending the completion of my husband's mission here, and fairly busy raising 12 boys (plus a girl), the youngest of whom (as yet unnamed - suggestions would be welcome!) is not yet 3 weeks old. My husband, who is always wise in such matters, would never agree to such a thing.
I think what we need here is an older lady - older, yet still stylishly elegant - ideally a widow. A woman of experience. It is a shame that Sister Cookie is so busy - too busy, it seems, to even answer the phone or respond to emails?
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Oh, my goodness me! Please forgive me, dear Sister Joanna, as I had forgotten about that somewhat inconvenient part of your being in exile on that rather over-crowded island in the far north somewhere. Gracious, yes, it would not be easy for you to drop everything and to come to
, would it? Although, one wonders how tempting it would be to escape from that three-ring circus in your land, the one that is known as "Clownish Boris."
Now, then, I had thought of Sister Mitzalizalor, but she's in some far-flung, remote place, too. Sister DolliMoans would be ideal, except that she's having her ongoing issues with children running away from home. Sister Maxine is as as green as a grasshopper, so she won't do. Well, we'll just have to pray about this. In the meantime, Ladies, please step up and bring forth your qualifications for consideration. And kindly think of Sister Michele Bachmann when doing so -- she should be more than enough inspiration for our great work for
!
A blessed evening to all,
Sincerely, Isabella W.