Re: Sweet Sister Great Granny Isabella and others -
08-09-2019, 02:04 PM
Dearest Great Granny
This person in the UK is actually a scammer in Nigeria so thank God you gave them no personal information about yourself and they were unable to get anything from my account without more details.
You simply must stop being so trusting of people because the interwebs are treacherous and filled with folks who prey on unsuspecting elderly people trying to latch onto their riches for evil purposes. It is for that reason I have been trying to aid you in a Godly way so when you’re gone your lovely home will be in good hands as well as your dusty glass thingies and so your money will continue to be used for the glory of God. Think of all the men I will touch all over the world simply because you believed in me and my True Christian ™ witness. I hope you will live forever but we both know that you’re going to die so why not finish your remaining years knowing you did the best you could do for me? And please don’t let some lawyer talk you out of it. Let my lawyer handle it for free so we can both have peace of mind. Glory!!!!!!!
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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