Re: Who wants a Peleton for Christmas? -
12-10-2019, 12:25 AM
If you can afford one of these overpriced Peloton's (as well as their stock), it means you're not tithing enough to Jesus.
If kitchen and house chores are not enough to keep fit and trim, there's always snow shoveling and lawn mowing (with the added benefit of depriving income to illegal immigrants so they will head back home). How about walking to the grocery store and carrying back your purchases. Finally, there's always putting on a crown of thorns and dragging a cross a few miles.
Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
...and get off my lawn
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