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Originally Posted by Shimei
Can't make out the engine in the photo. I have had my assortment of muscle cars, two corvettes, impala ss, 68 440 road runner, and a 70 road runner among others. It's nice to be able to travel across several states @ 35 mpg - with a ten year warranty and road side assistance. I won't give Obama the satisfaction of ruining my fun with increased gas prices.
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Friend, why succumb to the blasphemy of driving a rice-burner? Anyone knows that the infiltration of import rice-patties has hendered all manner of Godly Motorsports, and suitable vehicles.
My Ministry is a very busy Ministry, as is any Ministry based out of Freehold. Thus, when I am not flying out to bring the Gospel to a lost, sighing, cursed, and dying world, I drive one of my Pro-Street Chevy IIs, which run 8:50s(sometimes faster when I open up the blower), and run on nothing but Senoco Racing Fuel(around $20.00 a gallon) to the Tent Revivals and True-Christian ™ Chruches© that I hold meetings at.
I tithe and give offerings thus, I am never short on funds, ever. Incidentally, I am about to have chassis engineering, and a classified builder, to build me yet another Street-Legal Chevy II with an engine that is well over 600 cubic inches. I have just ordered the crate from Jegs, and it is being shipped to the machine shop to have a bit of boring done on it.
So I don't wanna hear any sissy talk about any un-American rice-burning, economic fume pooters. No import weakling of lawnmower motor, front wheel drive, rice-burner will have its sterering wheel under my hands.
Malachi
3:8 Will a man rob God? Yet ye have robbed me. But ye say, Wherein have we robbed thee? In tithes and offerings.
3:9 Ye are cursed with a curse: for ye have robbed me, even this whole nation.
3:10 Bring ye all the tithes into the storehouse, that there may be meat in mine house, and prove me now herewith, saith the LORD of hosts, if I will not open you the windows of heaven, and pour you out a blessing, that there shall not be room enough to receive it.
3:11 And I will rebuke the devourer for your sakes, and he shall not destroy the fruits of your ground; neither shall your vine cast her fruit before the time in the field, saith the LORD of hosts.
3:12 And all nations shall call you blessed: for ye shall be a delightsome land, saith the LORD of hosts.
Psalm 50:22 Now consider this, ye that forget God,
lest I tear you in pieces, and there be none to deliver.
Deuteronomy32:35 To me belongeth vengeance and recompence; their foot shall slide in due time: for the day of their calamity is at hand, and the things that shall come upon them make haste.
Jerimiah 13:14 And I will dash them one against another, even the fathers and the sons together, saith the LORD: I will not pity, nor spare, nor have mercy, but destroy them.
Numbers 32:23 But if ye will not do so, behold, ye have sinned against the LORD: and be sure your sin will find you out.
Leviticus24:14 Bring forth him that hath cursed without the camp; and let all that heard him lay their hands upon his head, and let all the congregation stone him.
Ephesians5:5 For this ye know, that no whoremonger, nor unclean person, nor covetous man, who is an idolater, hath any inheritance in the kingdom of Christ and of God.
5:6 Let no man deceive you with vain words: for because of these things cometh the wrath of God upon the children of disobedience.
5:7 Be not ye therefore partakers with them.