[Des]

This is a little upsetting. I wonder if it applies to women as well. If so, I fear my house staff may be turning lesbian. I had noticed that something in their environment caused them to experience some form of oral fixation, but had never thought it more than some Asian peculiarity.

They are each fitted with anti-fornication/self abuse devices upon entering service, but if any of them are harboring a perverse desire to do whatever it is that lesbians do to one another, I should be the first to know so I can quickly set them straight.

I think I have a couple of gigabytes of that particular abomination in my files gathered to investigate the depths of Asian perversion. Perhaps I should show it to them and judge their reactions.