[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

There are a lot of posts in this thread, therefore too much reading for me to go back through, but has anyone mentioned the following signs that your baby is a li'l sodomite?

Either parent is gay. The risk increases if the gay parent lives with a fellow gay sex addict. If they are the sole "parents", you can just write the baby off as lost to the homosexual lifestyle.

One or both parents is a lieberal or Demoncrat.

One or both parents is a Wicced.

One or both parents has any contact with sodomites outside of witnessing through an ex-gay program or picketing a sodomite funeral.

One or both parents is a catlick.

If the baby is raised without any influence from the King James 1611 Bible.

One or both parents has ever dressed up as a clown.

One or both parents went to public school.

The television was on while anyone in the household was watching and it showed sodomites as "normal" people, not doomed to Hell. It's even worse if they showed sodomites kissing (that's a guaranteed future drag queen right there).