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=Pastor Ezekiel;539809]Amen to all this Brothers. It seems that the Holy Ghost is preparing us for something big! Let's all pray over this.
I'd like to see a few of our creation scientists take on the task of improving stoning techniques. Bringing them into the 20th century, so to speak. There's nothing in the Good Book against that.
Praise Jesus. The stone age is coming! 
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Originally Posted by Professor Bessemer
I have never been the most athletic of individuals, and since my Ex-Gay© surgery complications, I just cannot get any kind of follow through with my stoning arm. I have been forced to use much lighter or smaller stones than the ones I used to be able to heave.
But after all, it is the thought that counts. I believe God understands that we all cannot have the raw power to cave in the skull of a real or effigaic sinner with a single throw.
Will we also be doing the less phyically demanding stack stonings? You all know the type that I am talking about, where a guilty sinner or the effigy thereof is placed under a board and stones are stacked on the board until the sinner is crushed? Those are certainly less action packed, but I believe they have a certain charm of their own as well.
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Pastor Ezekiel and Professor Bessemer. The boys at the Creation Dept and I have designed something a little more up to date for the purpose of launching rocks. Our friends at the Creation dept, and the Research and Development lab at Landover University are finalizing the plans as we speak. Construction should begin late this afternoon, and hopefully a working prototype by Thursday morning. No cost was spared for this one fellas.
Professor this one was designed just for you. I know that your arm strength is some what diminished( As a result of surgery) and God wants you to be able to stone with the rest of us.