Re: Coronavirus is no reason to cancel Sunday services -
03-17-2020, 08:43 PM
Please come see me, Pastor Zeke. I might not have much longer.
I wrote everything down in a letter. A deathbed confession. Everything. For your own sake, you might want to come. Be a shame if this letter got into the wrong hands.
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