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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold
I wondered that too, Brother Lukes. Did the man in drag make up his own version of Jack and Jill?
"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch Jack a dress!" We are in a war to preserve Christian values.  |
Oh, my word, dear Brother Hold! I think you are so right here. Those perverts in dresses are not telling the children what they need to know, such as the story of Creation and Eve's sinful downfall. And I somehow doubt that they are teaching the truth about the demon-possessed evildoers at Sodom & Gomorrah. Rather, they will be teaching nursery rhymes that have been re-written to proudly display their disgusting, deplorable preference for blatant blasphemy, such as:
Georgie Porgy pudding and pie
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play
He kissed them too 'cause they are gay.
Or ....
In days of old
When men were bold
And ladies not particular
They'd stand them up
Against the wall
And sc*** them
Perpendicular.
It's enough to make Jesus weep. I know it's made me weep, and I'm sure you are shedding a tear, too, dear Brother.
A blessed evening to you, dear Brother Mayor Hold.
Sincerely, Isabella W.