Kid-Watcher™ Video Service -
09-01-2015, 10:59 AM
I'm starting a video service to allow parents to watch over their children while not in the same room with them. Parents who need to step out of the home will be able to log into my adult video server and watch what their kids are doing. I also offer a monitoring and recording service for a small additional fee.
As a special introductory offer, Kid-Watcher™ video services for all boys aged 5 to 11 will be free of charge while boys aged 12 to 18 will also be free. Girls will be $99.50 per month plus an extra $75 fine every time I have to see them undressed.
Sign up now. My bandwidth is little narrow, but it gets the job done.
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Slathered in the Fresh Hot Blood of the Infant Christ, -Youth Minister Harry Lester
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