[God'sWarrior]

Want to hear a funny joke?
Womens Rights

How long does it take for a man to make dinner?
As long as it takes for him to get out the belt.

Why did the woman cross the road?
To go to the grocery store, of coarse!


What does a beer bottle and a Woman have in common?
There both empty from the neck up.


How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
Marry it!
Why does the bride always wear white?
Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.


How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened by the time she brings it to you.


How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart?

• When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."

How do you fix a woman’s watch?
You don’t, there’s a clock on the oven!
Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and you’re gonna to want to shoot it.



If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog of course...at least he’ll shut up after you let him in.


What are the three fastest means of communication?
1) Internet
2) Telephone
3) Telawoman



If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong?
Made her chain too long