Re: What is the wimpiest nation in the world? -
05-11-2009, 05:49 PM
How could the Spartans not be wimpy? They were proto-Catholics in that their education system was based on ritualized boy-boinking, and everyone knows that once you make the homer deathstyle choice, you automatically and irremediably wimpify. Also, admiration for Sparta is called laconophilia, and you can just tell from that name that it's unimaginably disgusting. Finally, they trusted their unskilled labor to the helots, thus depriving themselves of the proper blue-collar citizenry required for any non-wimpy nation.
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