Re: Let's help Pat Robertson pray for World War 3! -
05-22-2022, 06:16 PM
As we all know, money is a great facilitator to all things. I am therefore raising funds for the war effort by producing and selling T-shirts emblazoned with Brother Putin’s face, featuring a hook in his jaw, with words in the Cyrillic alphabet reading Bring on WW3. Men’s are available in red or white and women’s are in pink or lavender. These all weather garments can be yours for only $39. Children’s sizes are not yet available but they are coming soon. All proceeds go to fund Brother Putin, except for 90% of sales which I will keep for production costs.
Let’s get that hook in his jaw, brethren. God is counting on you.
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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