Friends,
As Rapture is almost apon us, and the end times are drawing ever nearer, I thought I'd begin this thread - so that our less Bible-literate members could recognise Jesus upon his return. Glory!
Now, many liberal namby-pamby touchy-feely false Christians would have YOU believe that when Christ returns he'll be some sort of hippy! That he'll be running around petting puppies, kissing babies, and spreading sweet sweet love all around. Well, those fag-loving fake Christians are in for a wake-up-call... because that's not what the Bible says at all!
These false Christians spread lies to people like "What if Jesus is already here?", "What if he walked past you in the street, and you never recognised him?" Friends, if Christ WAS back already, I'm sure God's Favourite Church would know about it ... and it won't really be THAT hard to miss him!
The Bible teaches us that Jesus will return to lead the believers (ie. US True Christians) in the final battle against everyone else. That those who obey Jesus until the end (Us again!) will rule everyone else with an iron rod. We'll even get to smash the others into smithereens! Hallelujah! (Revelation 2.26) There will be trial and tribulation, the earth will burn, the rivers will run red with blood, the horsemen of the Apocalypse will run rampant! Praise!
The Bible even has a description of our glorious Lord during the End Times -
As all True Christians already know, when Jesus returns to Earth he will have white hair, eyes of fire, feet of brass, be clothed in red, and have a huge sword sticking out of his mouth. All those who do not repent will be fought and slaughtered by Jesus (with the sword sticking out his mouth). Praise! (Revelation 1.13, 2.16, 19:13)
HERE IS WHAT JESUS WILL LOOK LIKE -
GLORY!