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Originally Posted by Old Man Hatchet
The Looney Tunes/Merrie Melodies animated shorts are the most egregiously immoral cartoons ever. The obscenely-named "Porky"--who never wears pants and at the end of every cartoon pops out of an anus-like hole--is just the tip of the viceberg when it comes to these repulsive cartoons.
 
One of the characters is a skunk named Pepé Le Pew who relentlessly tries to copulate with a cat. It gets very erotic and downright titillating as he strokes her and rubs against her. She plays hard to get, but in her eyes you can see that she can't wait to receive his peckér le pew. While conducting research, I became very aroused by this steamy action. Given how Godly and virtuous I am, imagine how this cartoon must affect others. At no point is there a warning about hot, interspecies fornication. I will say that I applaud the accurate portrayal of the French--they are indeed oversexed animals. And a skunk is quite appropriate given their notoriety for poor hygiene.
 
Another character is an excessively energetic mouse named "Speedy" who encourages children to take amphetamines. His name derives from the street name "speed." He frequently shouts, "ˇÁndale! ˇÁndale! ˇArriba! ˇArriba!" I don't speak Spanish, thank God, but I have little doubt that he is reciting a home recipe for crystal meth.
Of course, pornography and drugs are not enough. Homosexual propaganda is rife in the form of Bugs Bunny. Transvestism is clearly being glorified in the frames below.
  
Bugs Bunny also engages in blatant homosexual activity . . .
  
and shoves gay marriage in the viewer's face.
Furthermore, he gnaws incessantly on a big, phallic carrot and suggestively asks, "What's up, Doc?"
These old cartoons are too racy for adults, let alone children. Looney Tunes/Merry Melodies is squarely to blame for most of this county's ills, whether it be pornography, drugs, or homosexuality. I am spearheading a campaign to destroy these reprehensible cartoons once and for all. If you are offended by explicit skunk-on-cat action, won't you join me? Together we can clean up the garbage and make America great again. |
Where do I begin.
Okay, first off, Looney Toons is a CARTOON. It's for entertainment, and not meant to be taken seriously.
Porky is named that because he is a pig, and pigs are PORK. Also, in cartoons, most Animals that where clothing don't seem to wear pants. Why? I have no idea.
Next, Pepe le Pew is a French Skunk, and French are stereotypically seen as great lovers. So, what else then to have him comically chase a Black and White cat around, thinking she's a skunk. Again, it's COMEDY.
Next, how does Speedy Gonzales encourage children to take drugs? He's a comedically "speedy" mouse, as most mice are quite jittery. Also, "ˇÁndale! ˇÁndale! ˇArriba! ˇArriba!" is not reciting a recipe for making drugs, he's actually saying "Get up! Get up! Let's go! Let's go!" but in spanish, which reinforces the fact that he is "Speedy".
Great, Bugs Bunny. (sigh) Nothing is being "Glorified" here, all Bugs is doing is probably trying to mess with the antagonist of whatever short it is. Usually he'll dress like someone the antagonist is trying to get after, usually a woman, and will mess with them in some sort of antics.
This image:
Is a still frame taken from one of the most critically acclaimed Looney Toons shorts, "What's Oprah, Doc". It is hailed as being the greatest cartoon short of all time, and the still frame is taken from a dance number in the short that is used quite a lot in Oprah, where one dancer takes the hips of another and pretends to "bounce" them across the stage. You're card stacking here, as you are only showing the still frame where it looks like their doing something risque. I believe you're looking WAY to far into this. Just enjoy the shorts, nothing bad was intended in them.