I know this is a hen fest of cluckers but I have to include my helpful hint. Peanut butter. I know it was originally created by a nigra but seeing how women do not have a soul, I figured it would be OK. I keep a big jar of Skippy nearby when there area gaggle of females likely to make an appearance. Use the smooth, not the crunchy type. I take a big old glob of the stuff and jam it in the mouth
of the biggest cluck. Shuts them right up for a good five minutes. Works on barking dogs as well. A side benefit is it is fun to watch them trying to get it off of the roof of their mouths.
1 Timothy 5:13
And withal they learn to be idle, wandering about from house to house; and not only idle, but tattlers also and busybodies, speaking things which they ought not.
Proverbs 21:23
Whoso keepeth his mouth and his tongue keepeth his soul from troubles.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.