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Deaconess Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
True Christian™
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Posts: 15,215
Join Date: Jan 1970
Location: God's Own America
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09-20-2006, 05:14 PM
Joe had two problems in life. He was having another fight with the wife and he was struggling with coming to grips on accepting God.
One day as he was going through the Bible, he came upon this saying of Jesus:
Matthew 22:30
For in the resurrection they neither marry, nor are given in marriage, but are as the angels of God in heaven.
He turned to his wife who was sitting there with him and remembering their wedding vows "...until death do you part..." he loudly exclaimed: "Yes, there IS a God!"
Such Wisdom and wit.
PRAISE!
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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