[Alvin Moss]

My dog Joshua was once kicked by a mailman and he has developed an extreme dislike of anyone carrying stacks of paper items in their hands or in a bag if he can see them. He is a dog of standard intelligence and has no knowledge of Jesus, or His enemies such as Jehovah's Witnesses. Suffice it to say Joshua has not been saved but he lives in a small cottage I call the dog house near the garden gate and he can be counted on to menace anyone who looks like they may have a stack of The Watchtower, or even mail for that matter, and he will bite the offender if offered a chance. Only the boldest of the Devil's witnesses will attempt to get by Joshua and I always offer them bandages out of Christian charity. Sometimes there is wailing and gnashing of teeth but there is no witnessing.