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Originally Posted by Kallima pelipa
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Why not?
We are Christian here, Kallima. If you are Christian and simply unable to construct a sentence, you are welcome. If not, then you are headed for Hell and this may just be one of your stops along the way. Your lack of complete candor leaves us wondering if the Lord sent you here to assist you in your salvation of if it was Satan who sent you to vex Christians. Inquiring minds want to know.
You may have missed the instructions which include our request that newcomers be polite enough to give a proper introduction. We'd like to know who you are and if you are here as a menace or to fellowship with Christian people. Tell us what congregation you attend, how you found Jesus and what work your husband does for a living, as well as any other information that may help us to know who and what you are.
Your name sounds vaguely Greek. Are you Greek? And if so, are you a sodomite? Greeks are known to engage in frequent sodomy.