[Bob4God]

Being a True Christian means I've heard a lot of people whine about the fact that I worship the True GOD and they worship a false god.

They can't handle His Manly Tough Love. They want a fluffy-bunny god who smokes marijuana and tolerates people who don't do everything he says right to the letter.

If YOUR God would NEVER:

1. Drown the entire population of the Earth, including young children and babies (Genesis 7:21), you're worshipping a false god.

2. Reject any offering that doesn't bleed and suffer (Genesis 4:5), you're worshipping a false god.

3. Butcher all the first born sons and livestock of Egypt because Pharaoh wouldn't listen to GOD (Exodus 12:29), you're worshipping a false god.

4. Send wild bears to maul and kill young children who make fun of balding prophets (2 Kings 2:23-24), you're worshipping a false god.

5. Kill children who curse their parents (Leviticus 20:9), you're worshipping a false god.

6. Kill Witches, (Exodus 22:18), you're worshipping a false god.

7. Kill people like you who are worshipping false gods (Exodus 22:20), you're worshipping a false god.

8. Slaughter all the people and livestock of a town who worship a false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-15), you're worshipping a false god.

9. Instruct you to kill close friends or relatives who ask you to worship false gods with them (Deuteronomy 13:9), you're worshipping a false god.

10. Strike dead those who prevent the Sacred Ark of the Covenant from falling on the ground (2 Samuel 6:7), you're worshipping a false god.