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Exclamation Re: That Noah's Ark was Round is a Boatload of Crap. - 01-27-2014, 12:17 AM

A teency bit irrelevant but nonetheless true-
Noah's Ark never HAPPENED!
It wasn't round nor was it any other configuration.
It is a myth.
It is a story!
A creative one but an inaccurate one.
Noah's Ark=Story
Noah's Ark= Scientifically Accurate and True
Here are 11 reasons why:

1. Getting every animal into a boat. Getting the kangaroos from Australia, the penguins from Antartica and every other native animal into a boat, would be logistically IMPOSSIBLE.

2. The animals fight. Some animals are naturally inclined to fight each other and Noah would have to control all… 4 million + animals on the boat.

3. The water just materializes? Where does enough water to cover the entire world up to 8848m(the height of Mount Everest!)

4.Gliding from the third point- God commands the water to go above the highest mountain. Which we will say is Mount Everest- there could have been taller- we will and the animals will die from a lack of oxygen at such heights.



5.Presuming we get past all these issues- a few hundred thousand of the insects we have aboard are parasites and many deadly to humans and other mammals aboard the Ark.

6. God commands Noah to get every type of food to be eaten. Which means for larger animals like lions and elephants, tonnes upon tonnes of food. 20 million tonnes of various food sources are needed for the animals alone, let alone at least two or three tonnes for the humans.

7. A lot of the before mentioned food is meat and will go off, if not properly refridgerated. I’m relatively sure refrigerators didn’t exist then, even if they did it would need to be pretty huge.

8. Why are there no signs of the Ark anywhere in the world that would be consistent (some evangelical Christians claim that the Mariana Trench is evidence that the Ark was abandoned there and created such a trench), however there are no signs of any ship ever crashing and remaining in the Mariana Trench.

9. After the flood is over, Noah releases every animal back into the world. The carnivores cannot eat any meat otherwise a species will become extinct, and all plant life was killed in the flood along with all the marine life, so the herbivores are screwed too.

10. How do the animals walk back to there native lands! Penguins, kangaroos? - How do they get home?

11. To repopulate every species properly 50 animals would be needed. But 2 would mean lots and lots of incestual breeding, combining with several genetic defects.
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