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Default Re: That Noah's Ark was Round is a Boatload of Crap. - 01-27-2014, 12:31 AM

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Originally Posted by RainbowSheep View Post
A teency bit irrelevant but nonetheless true-
Noah's Ark never HAPPENED!
It wasn't round nor was it any other configuration.
It is a myth.
It is a story!
You, like all atheists, have not done you home work.

1.)Experiments have been done showing the Ark could have been constructed in a timely manner by Noah and his sons.

2.) Computer models have been run on fitting all living animals and adequate food into the Ark.

3.) Remaining pieces of the Ark have been discovered and are on display.

4.) Noah and his family recorded everything that happened, including the bird that returned with a twig, so the entire is event is documented history.

Read the Bible more carefully and I think you will change your tune in a hurry. And, maybe find Jesus as a bonus.

Johny Joe Hold
Mayor, Freehold, Iowa


Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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