Re: No, "Lie for Jesus" is not all bad for Anti Abortion Christians -
05-18-2022, 05:38 PM
If we're going to do this, let's do it right. We're going to need to set up a first-class auction site for the babies to maximize our profits. We should also have a trading operation that buys babies to hold in our inventory. That way we will never run out, and we can wholesale any surplus babies to other adoption agencies. Finally, somebody needs to make sure that people from the lesser races don't adopt any white babies--after all, our religious principles come before making profits!
How about this for our first promotion: "Adopt your first baby from Landover Child Placement and get a free gun!"
Draft Freehold, Iowa Mayor
Johny Joe Hold
for Vice President in 2024
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