Oh God Oh God Oh God let me catch my breath.... No,
OK. wait.. OK, This is funniest thing I've ever heard come out a liberal's mouth. Are you ready?
Liberals want to boycott Whole Foods Market! 
It's practically their breeding grounds! (where they eat $8 veggie-wrap sandwiches and drink Real® Jamaican Ginger Beer, while using the store's WiFi to search for new Kalamata olive recipes, as an excuse for ogling the Patagonia-wearing SUV Moms, as they walk through the door.) It's true. I mean, we're talking about the store that made national news because it decided (in its tree-hugging empathetic heart) that it couldn't sell lobsters because keeping the things in fish tanks was just
Oh tooooo cruel.
Liberals were just fine with that silliness, of course.
But now, it seems that John MacKey, who's the Whole Foods CEO, has had the nerve to pull down Obama's pants and expose the socialistic, in-capitalistic, and country-destroying compassion that lies at the center of Obama's healthcare reform. 'It's Obamacide!' MacKey says -- that Liberals and Democrats want to foist a healthcare system upon the American people that
doesn't include the consumption of more organic broccoli rabe (on sale this week at WFM for $3.99 a pound)!!!
Mackey explained his thinking in the Wall Street Journal thusly:
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Recent scientific and medical evidence shows that a diet consisting of foods that are plant-based, nutrient dense and low-fat will help prevent and often reverse most degenerative diseases that kill us and are expensive to treat. We should be able to live largely disease-free lives until we are well into our 90s and even past 100 years of age.
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Yup. A sane healthcare system would encourage citizens to shop for more high-quality produce. YOU KNOW IT WOULD!
And liberals can't stand it. (Apparently MacKey also said some sensible stuff about the poor deserving their inadequate healthcare because they hadn't worked hard enough to earn better -- But who can follow liberal protest when it attacks commonsense like that?)
So, for whatever reason,
liberals are now boycotting Whole Foods Market, and they encourage you to do the same.
All I can do is stand back and laugh hysterically at the liberal's brain-dead notions of "do unto others."