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Default Re: The Rapture Index: are you Ready for the Rapture? - 09-28-2022, 05:59 PM
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Originally Posted by WWJDnow View Post
I hope Brother Jeb will provide an update on the Rapture Index, now that we've seen a stolen election in the US...Brexit....volcanoes, earthquakes, hurricanes, floods, droughts, and wars....
It's important not to sweat the small stuff.

Here's one thing that's caused me to do some re-calculations: Mr. Leviathan, A.K.A. the Great Fish (Isaiah 27:1 Job 41:1 Psalm 104:26 Psalm 74:14 ) lives in the Baltic sea now, and is farting a lot:



What's going on? Some speculations, and their effect upon the date of the rapture:

1. Leviathan has been eating lots of Chinese plastic. All those bat-burger wrappings for bad for his digestion. +3 Hours 5.4 seconds

2. Leviathan is fine, The hollow earth theory is correct, and the bottom of the ocean has sprung a leak. -3 Hours 4 Minutes 1 second

3. The oceans have started turning to blood, as prophesized. (Revelation 8:8-9 Revelation 16:3-5) For some reason there is an unmentioned transitional phase where the oceans become Dr. Pepper. .001 planck units faster or slower (due to quantum effects).

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