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Originally Posted by Isabella White
Crowded trains each weekday carry more than 5 million people hardened by terror threats and track-dwelling rats, daylight assaults and diluvial water main breaks.
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Anyone who has ever felt threatened by a rodent so dumb that it lives on the subway tracks is probably too much of a special, precious, delicate flower to leave the house. So they'd better stay home. They'll starve to death, but at least they won't die of the Cornovirus.